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psiioniic:

lifes too short to pretend to hate pop music

In the delivery room

tokomon:

mother: is it a boy or a girl?

doctor: *puts baby between teeth* it’s a metaphor

chauvinistsushi:

contraception:

the goal is to love myself so much it offends other people

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kickthepj:

old friends

kickthepj:

old friends

foxnewsofficial:

why do porn websites have a +1 button i don’t want everyone to know i actually use google plus

itsmemacleod:

did anyone else have trouble waterbending last night?

worths:

ok thanks

worths:

ok thanks

generalbooty:

yeah so i slept with this dude last night and idk we were chatting a bit  during the sexy time and for some reason his birthday came up and i was like “wait 25th of september? DUDE me TOO, wtf thats such a coincidence” and he was like “really? we have the same birthday? are u fuckin with me?” and i just looked down at his penis literally inside my vagina and was like “well technically yeah” and he was like haha nice one and high fived me

suspend:

i hope iphone 6 is a flip phone

straaya:

Im such a great friend

straaya:

Im such a great friend

brokendildo:

suqmydiqtbh:

Miley Cyrus fan reacts after learning her show in Charlotte, NC was cancelled

i hope when russia nukes us they hit this city first

break-this-frozen-heart:

princessmeldrops:

So I went on Omegle last night with cute intentions, and…
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i laughed way too hard jesus christ