Today the unthinkable has been achieved: a team of U.S. archaeologists have dug a hole to China. The team, made up of the most renowned archaeologists and drillers, finally hit the other side of the world after drilling through the circumference of the Earth. “We just kept drilling,” says lead engineer Charles Harelson. “Turns out there is no core,” he said when asked about the previously believed core composed of molten rock, “it’s just all dirt from end to end.” Engineers are now working on a way to turn the hole into a lightning fast way to travel between the U.S. and China.
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