if i die before my favorite show ends then use an ouija board to keep me updated about what happens next
Why aren’t we talking about Dylan sprouse have you SEEN his tweets?
G U Y S
we could have had a singing career.
i don’t think i’ve ever laughed harder at a single line
#when porn dialogue is so bad it’s good
chris what are you talking about that delivery was oscar worthy
Of Course, Foreigners Steal Jobs!
what happened in roughly 1870 though
why was there temporary internet
with a few people searching for pokemon?
President Obama Demands Another Shrek Movie
Why do people sexualize boobs when we could be doing this with them
I need to have as much wild sex as possible so one day I can become an inappropriate old lady that blurts out things like “when I was your age I got a concussion after being bent over a desk” and then my family can be like “grandma please, you’re making easter dinner really uncomfortable” and it’ll be great
hey i heard u like bad girls, i dont mean to brag or anything but im really really bad. at everything.