six word autobiography: “fuck goddamnit i fucked up so bad”
guys i specifically made that sentence seven words long so someone could comment “but thats seven words” and i could say “fuck i did it again i fucked up” so we could all have a good laugh but no one said it. yall fucked up. i fucked up because i assumed yall wouldnt fuck up. everythings fucked up
These days, anyone could be gay and you’d have no idea.
your cashier might be gay
your bartender might be gay
the guy sucking your dick might even be gay
But he said no homo tho
Sylvie Blocher - “Le jugement de Pâris” (1997)
Three dimensional characters for the win.
"It feels better, right?" is the part that gets me, because it explains everything about Flash ever.
I know I’ve reblogged this before but I love this.
*listens to arctic monkeys for the first time*
*5 minutes later*
what happens if an undercover cop posing as a drug dealer deals to an undercover cop posing as a drug buyer
I read about where something similar to this happened except they were investigating prostitution and they arrested each other and like a year later ended up getting married.
YOU. MOTHER. FUCKER.
the entire history of our universe came together in such a way that allowed this pun to happen
that guy’s phone in the first panel became more high tech in tony stark’s presence
I am laughing so fucking hard
oh my god how did I miss that
tony stark literally upgraded a flip phone to a smartphone by being within three feet of it
"did u dye ur hair red" ummm no its black cherry burgundy brown with an auburn undertone?? duh
what if u had an identical twin that did porn and u like went to the grocery and theyre like “omg i saw u take 3 dicks at once while wearing a turtle costume” and ur like “god dammit gary”
[walks around with an entire big mac in my mouth but never actually biting down] It’s a metaphor, see: you put the killing thing right between your teeth, but you don’t give it the power to do its killing.