drarna:

side effects of heelys may include: too many bitches, an overdose of swag, blow jobs in ur free time, and in some cases.. death (by handjob)

drarna:

in protest of abercrombie & fitch only trying to market their clothing to good-looking people, i will begin buying and wearing their clothing

surejohn221b:

muthafuk:

Pawel Kuczynski

Pretty accurate.

i fucking LOVE art like this

allielikewoah:

ave-atque-vale:

pagesofyourlines:

thecuteoftheday:

turtle cosies 

(via http://imgur.com/gallery/t5SmU)

HELPHELP HELP MEEE HELP

THIS IS THE CUTEST THING OF EVER

HELP

…someone needs to knit these for Clyde.

OMG WAT.

ALEX AMELIA HALP I NEED A TURTLE AND ONE OF YOU HAS TO MAKE IT STUFF. UGHHHHHHHHHHH

comupter:

dude stop being a fag and show me ur monster cock

promisesnevertobekept:

gabbygirlw17:

221cbakerstreet:

insomniac—thoughts:

Favorite Titanic scenes: “So, you wanna go to a real party?”

Plot Twist: It’s a Gatsby party. 

both ways he ends up dead in the water

and doesn’t get the girl

Or an oscar.

nayx:

well detective, we don’t have much to go on.  the victim is dead, that’s for sure.  like the victim is definitely dead.  we yelled really loud in his ear and he didn’t do anything.  he’s probably dead

merrymack:

staceythinx:

Free your lines and the rest will follow…or at least that’s the idea behind this notebook created by Marc Thomasset. 

my notebook senses are tingling

condorn:

F is for friends who do stuff together
U is for u and me
N is for nudes

circumcising:

i heard that every time u rev your motorcycle at 6 in the morning u lose an inch of your penis 

throwingbricks-atmywindow:

pretty sure zac efron as link larkin ignited my sexual frustration at a very young age like i’m about 97% sure the day i saw this movie was the day i became a woman

analmermaidprincess:

analmermaidprincess:

What a beautiful afternoon to sit in my yard and drink a milkshake

The boys…

They have arrived….